What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

What is your review of working in EY?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Is it possible for a judge to hold someone in contempt for not being able to pay a fine that was imposed during their sentencing hearing?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is the most gay experience with your dad?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is a partner in crime?

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.